ROsa waxoffski
Rosa Waxoffski is the world’s most highly sought after celebrity bikini waxer.
As a beauty therapist, cultural commentator, fashion icon, motivational speaker, high-kicking cabaret songstress, radio DJ and now… marriage celebrant, there is nothing this woman can’t do.
“Hunnies, I don’t usually like to blow my own balalaika, but I am the world’s number one celebrity bikini waxer. The Former President of the United States of America comes to me for his Barack Crack and Sack Wax. And the Princess Mary of Denmark. Well hunnies, you can take the girl out of Tasmania … But hunnies, where I truly give back to my community is in the form of my little shows and appearances. You could ask me to perform at your little party, if you like, but you probably wouldn’t be able to afford me. But you could try my private, personal email, rosatherussianbeautician@hotmail.com”
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““A shot of adrenaline straight to the heart … Rosa is truly a cabaret goddess.” ”
“Rosa Waxoffski has the impact of a high-yield, nuclear detonation”
“As Rosa Waxoffski, celebrity beauty therapist and cultural commentator, McQueen is an improve queen of formidable wit and speed, spinning utterances from patrons into crowd-rousing comic gold.”
“Rosa is truly a cabaret goddess. If Dame Edna is loking for someone to pass the torch to, she need look no further than Rosa.”